Damn cat, I gave you the best years of my life.

I always respected your cat ways, I gave you your freedom, never questioned where you had been all night, never bitched about your sleeping all day. How long has it been 18, maybe 19 years? And how did you pay me back? Nothing but heartbreak. Damn cat.

You might have left a note and said you needed a little break and would be back in a couple of days.